Thursday, February 26, 2009

Soon it will be Christmas - "HAPPY" as they say in Gauteng


After all the exchange of economic prose, I decided all must be in order, and settled down for the last few weeks of 2008. Of course 15 December 2008 would be an important day, as the cheque for the two month's interest would become payable, and we could then deposit it. Of course, we would have to wait some time for it to be processed by the bank, but who cares?

On the 15th, an sms message arrived from EDWAFIN, stating something to the effect that they were closing shop for the holidays, and that they would open again on 12 January 2009. Now, nobody begrudges a well earned break after a year's hard work, and I secretly blessed them all with a surrounding white light and mentally wished the staff happy days.

Of course, my wife and I also went to the bank to deposit the cheque, and all was hunky dory. Christmas was going to be full of jingles and a few Bells.

That's what I thought. Remember those good wishes for the holiday season, mentioned earlier? The devil surely didn't like that.

19 December the phone rings and it is the bank. "Sir, do you know that you have one unpaid cheque?" My mind began racing, "Who did I pay by cheque?". No, it wasn't a cheque that I had issued, but a cheque I had deposited, one issued by EDWAFIN. Shock - horror and many other unpleasant states of reality! Five days before Christmas - now isn't that a powerful gift.

I immediately informed Stapleton of this fact by email (as if he didn't know):
20081219 Email From Mk Cheque Bounced

Of course the staff at EDWAFIN were now on holiday and nobody answered the phones. Convenient, because they wouldn't be back before next year. After a bit of research, however, I managed to find Mr Stapleton's cell number, and I must admit the sms I sent him wasn't very nice or polite (he would not answer the phone). I threatened to take legal action and have an interdict issued against him and the company. I bow my head in shame, and my actions will probably return in a future life by the law of Karma.

Prompt as ever, and ever so congenial, Mr Stapleton returned the favour the next day in an email, in which he threatened me with his dogs of Hades, extended and unaffordable legal battles and essentially implying that I had not chance in hell against EDWAFIN. Here we are:

Remember how the problem of not being able to pay the interests was due to the naughty computer database. In the letter that EDWAFIN had dispatched on 19 December, all was revealed: there was no money in the bank. The letter appears below. Notice the paragraph at the beginning of the second half of the first page. I quote
We are presently facing a short term liquidity problem, resulting in nour [in]ability [sic] to service ourn investors over the next months, probably until the end of ebruary 2009 at the latest. We will therefore effect an electronic payment into your account on or before 28 February 2009, which covers your interest payements from November to February, ...
After all who needs working computers in these times, but remember this promissory phrase for future reference. He then admits that the interest payment cheques had been stopped by themselves. Of course all is legal and above board.
20081219 Edwafin Letter About Non Payment

To sum up thus far:
  • Happy festive season
  • Due to computer problems we send you a postdated cheque
  • Computer database no longer a problem
  • 15 December: we are going on holiday, won't be back before 12 January next year. By the way your cheque has been stopped
  • We have a shortage of cash
  • You'll get nothing before end of February 2009
  • You will get all outstanding funds at the end of February 2009
  • We know you are concerned, but don't worry we are fine
  • They were let down by investors and soon all will be in order
  • At the time of this note, 26 February 2009, the debtors have still normalized the debt situation
  • 2+5 makes 3001, doesn't it
We'll continue after a bit of rest.


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